A . R . I . Z . O . N . A Randomness ☻/ /▌ / \ this is bob copy and paste him every where you can. soon, he will take over the world. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you, But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl's empty This one is scary believe me when I say it: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia ／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、 ~ヽ じしf,)ノ Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination. The Kitten: There once was a kitten, all cold and alone. With no one to call her his or her own. Sad and afraid she sat in a dark alley. She looked up at a star from behind her wet hair “Does anyone love me? Does anyone care?” When she looked up what did she see? “Why it is an angel that has come for me!” Always feed your real life pets. Or else they will end up like this kitten who died of starvation. If you think everyone should thak care of thier pets post this on your page. If a pet dies 75% would say oh well they were a good pet 20%would cry thier eyes out if you are one of the 5% that would give their pet a funeral then post this to your page. a kid is beating a puppy with a baseball bat 97% would yell “STOP!!!” 2% would Cheer 1% would take the baseball bat and hit the kid with it and take the puppy to the vet. Post this on your profile if you are that 1% xxCHARACTERSxx scEvenbreeze scDragonflight scWeatherfrost pcGoldenheart pcSliversoul fcRubykit acSilverstar ac Mistkit acAerokit Jaggedkit Pangur Ban Messe ocus Pangur Bán, cechtar nathar fria saindan: bíth a menmasam fri seilgg, mu memna céin im saincheirdd. Caraimse fos (ferr cach clu) oc mu lebran, leir ingnu; ni foirmtech frimm Pangur Bán: caraid cesin a maccdán. O ru biam (scél cen scís) innar tegdais, ar n-oendís, taithiunn, dichrichide clius, ni fris tarddam ar n-áthius. Gnáth, huaraib, ar gressaib gal glenaid luch inna línsam; os mé, du-fuit im lín chéin dliged ndoraid cu ndronchéill. Fuachaidsem fri frega fál a rosc, a nglése comlán; fuachimm chein fri fegi fis mu rosc reil, cesu imdis. Faelidsem cu ndene dul hi nglen luch inna gerchrub; hi tucu cheist ndoraid ndil os me chene am faelid. Cia beimmi a-min nach ré ni derban cách a chele: maith la cechtar nár a dán; subaigthius a óenurán. He fesin as choimsid dáu in muid du-ngni cach oenláu; du thabairt doraid du glé for mu mud cein am messe. Pangur Ban I and Pangur Ban my cat, Tis a like task we are at: Hunting mice is his delight, Hunting words I sit all night. Better far than praise of men Tis to sit with book and pen; Pangur bears me no ill will, He too plies his simple skill. Tis a merry thing to see At our tasks how glad are we, When at home we sit and find Entertainment to our mind. Oftentimes a mouse will stray In the hero Pangur's way; Oftentimes my keen thought set Takes a meaning in its net. 'Gainst the wall he sets his eye Full and fierce and sharp and sly; 'Gainst the wall of knowledge I All my little wisdom try. When a mouse darts from its den O how glad is Pangur then! O what gladness do I prove When I solve the doubts I love! So in peace our tasks we ply, Pangur Ban, my cat, and I; In our arts we find our bliss, I have mine and he has his. Practice every day has made Pangur perfect in his trade; I get wisdom day and night Turning darkness into light. xxCHARACTERSxx rpFox solZia hCynthia Draco rpAneira dpCystal dpAyme bcSnowleopard bopAzra bopAleda こんにちは、私の名前はアリゾナ州の星です. Γεια σας, το όνομά μου είναι Αριζόνα αστέρι. Salve, nomen stellae Arizona.

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ac-Airclan
sc- sandclan
bop-Birds of prey
fc- fireclan
rp- rainpack
sol- society of luana
h- humans
dp-darkpack
bc-barn cats
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My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
2. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
3. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."
5. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."
6. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."
7. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."
9. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"
10. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."
12. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
13. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "
14. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."
15. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"
17. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom:

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. Hello this is your captain speaking. Does anyone know how to fly a plane? 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding. 5. Would all passengers on the right side, please look at the right engine and see if that is a bird in there 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, the Co- Captain "accidentally" fell out the window

Things to do on an Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you or your best friends is insane, copy this into your profile.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
~Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
~If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you're easily confused or confuzzled, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever tripped more than 10 times a day, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you believe that rock – paper – scissors solves everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
~If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile! (Mine is usually telling me not to do something. I never listen).
~If your hair can be considered a weapon, copy and paste this into your profile.(Swish and flick)
~If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you agree that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "WOAH! That is a lot of crap!", copy and paste this into your profile.
~If your friends consider you nuts, copy and paste this to your profile.
~If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you did not know that a dentist invented the electric chair and are now freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever had an argument with yourself copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever walked into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile. (Totally not my fault! It moved! I swear!)
~If you have ever found yourself wondering what 1x0 is, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
~If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
~If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso 6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8: Don't use any punctuation 9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO" 12: Sing along at the opera 13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON" 18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose" 19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.
The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.
It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
It said:
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??
XxLoVemExX: What??
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.
She goes and knocks but no one said
anything
she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.




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