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Snowfluff
Snowfluff
Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 11 2012, 9:21 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 11 2012, 9:21 PM EST
OKay so this is a thread where you can make your own HILARIOUS joke or just find one off the internet i dont really care AS LONG AS IT'S FUNNY!!
You see, this all started tonight when I really wanted to laugh. So i looked up some jokes online, peed my pants laughing and I felt EXCELLENT
See of you can make eachother laugh! 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
eveeye
eveeye
1. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 11 2012, 9:34 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 11 2012, 9:34 PM EST
LOL
What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
......
A pilot. xD
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Riverripple
Riverripple
2. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 12 2012, 6:35 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 12 2012, 6:35 AM EST
xD dont count this....)
can they be riddles or just jokes? :DD Do you find this valuable?    
Snowfluff
Snowfluff
3. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 14 2012, 9:32 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 14 2012, 9:32 PM EST
LOL any!!!
ahahaha Eve thats funny! u gotta think about that one hehehe XD
OKAY
Knock Knock?
'Who's there?"
I don't know.
"I don't know who?'
NO the 'I dont know part' was the joke!!!
"Oh"

NOW i made that joke myself and someone did that i was like, *facepaw* XDXDXD <33 Do you find this valuable?    
eveeye
eveeye
4. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 14 2012, 10:02 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 14 2012, 10:02 PM EST
lol good one! here's another two:

What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels part. xD

What's the same about an Eagle and a Mole?
They both live underground, except for the Eagle xD Do you find this valuable?    
Riverripple
Riverripple
5. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 14 2012, 10:37 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 14 2012, 10:37 PM EST
xDD this is hilarious!

What do u get when u cross a rooster and a noodle?
****-a-NOODLE-Doo!!!! (dont ask xD)

Whats invisible and smells like banans?
Monkey fart

XDD LOL omg im random.... Do you find this valuable?    
Snowfluff
Snowfluff
6. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 15 2012, 9:25 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2012, 9:25 PM EST
LOLOLOL OMG u guys are hilarious!
LOOOL monkey fart!!!!!!!
okay heres one;
The wife says to the husband: You need to fix the fridge, buy a new computer, go grocery shopping, clean the house, do the laundry, put the kids to bed. Geeze hon! You gotta get off your stinkin' butt and get to work CHOP CHOP!!
The husband says to the wife: Honey, I love you. Do you find this valuable?    
Snowfluff
Snowfluff
7. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 15 2012, 9:34 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2012, 9:34 PM EST
Kk another one i made up! (this is based on a true story. ME)
(oh and i made a new page cuz this one's long XD)

To do list for a Monday morning school day.
1. Wake up from a dream where im about to kiss this hot guy. Figures.
2. Beat up my alarm clock with my pillow, that, is still warm from my face.
3. Rip off my PJs and slip into my school clothes.
4. Barge into the bathroom when my dad's taking a crap.
5. Ignore his complaints as I brush my teeth and comb my hair.
6. Drag myself into my room to put on my makeup and fix my hair into some sort of style.
7. Fall down the stairs to go make my breakfast and get my stuff together.
8. Gobble down my food and choke halfway through.
9. Go to the bathroom before I go to school, and then realize that I have put my smexy shirt on backwards.
10. Step outside into the freezing air and walk down my front stairs and then slip on a patch of ice right ifnront of a bunch of girls from my school.
11. Finally get to school still in one piece. Maybe.
12. Don't be like me. You won't last the morning. Do you find this valuable?    
Riverripple
Riverripple
8. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 15 2012, 9:47 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2012, 9:47 PM EST
ROFLMBO XDD thats great :DD exactly like me...my dad just looks at me cuz he tired when he gets up Lol i dont walk in on him often or on purpose :P i dont wanna be scarred for life XD i cant wear smexy clothes cuz i not smexy >:/ i dont mind though. im called pretty by a lotta ppl i dont even know. theres a group of guys who say they love me everyday Lol Do you find this valuable?    
eveeye
eveeye
9. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 15 2012, 11:22 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 15 2012, 11:22 PM EST
xD lol. heres a prank u can play on peoplez

get 3 birds, like, chickens or pigions or something
label them 1, 2, 4
set them loose in the building
when they catch them they will be looking for # 3!!!! xD lol Do you find this valuable?    
Riverripple
Riverripple
10. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 16 2012, 7:12 AM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2012, 7:12 AM EST
Lol thatd be funny to watch people do that :DD
why did the apple want to cross the road?
It wanted to see its GrannySmith!! ahahahahaha Do you find this valuable?    
Snowfluff
Snowfluff
11. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 16 2012, 4:39 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2012, 4:39 PM EST
LOLOLOL
omg so funny! XD ;)
LOLOLOL guys stop making me laugh so hard my family thinks im CRAZY ALREADY!! ahahahaha ;)
omg imma do that with da birds hehehe Do you find this valuable?    
eveeye
eveeye
12. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 16 2012, 7:02 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2012, 7:02 PM EST
LOL ikr? i wanna do it 2 xD Do you find this valuable?    
-maggiemoos-
-maggiemoos-
13. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 16 2012, 8:23 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2012, 8:23 PM EST
THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD!!! :D snowyz, especially the one about ur morning before school, and riverripple, especially the monkey fart. LOL
i don't have any good ones right now :( oh well ill keep reading urs. :) Do you find this valuable?    
WOLFHEART!
WOLFHEART!
14. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 16 2012, 8:34 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 16 2012, 8:34 PM EST
Okay, My little pony reference here. Pinkie Pie uses these really cheesy jokes to amuse these babies while she baby sits, and I personally laughed from their cheesyness.

I poured spot remover on my dog yesterday...Now he can't find them! XD

and

I used to have an ant farm. But I had to get rid of it because I couldn't find a tractor that small!

Pinkie Pie from MLP:FiM: Season 2 episode 13 xD Do you find this valuable?    
Snowfluff
Snowfluff
15. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 17 2012, 5:32 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 17 2012, 5:32 PM EST
ROFL oh wow hahahaha <33

So I went to the store, took one look, screamed and ran away.
My mom followed me to the car and found me huddled in the front, in the rain.
"Honey!? Why did you do that?" She asked.
I looked up at her. "Everywhere I looked was a giant spider!"
(GET IT!!!???)
:D Do you find this valuable?    
eveeye
eveeye
16. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 18 2012, 6:37 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 18 2012, 6:37 PM EST
lol...no................. :(

wait......no.... Do you find this valuable?    
Riverripple
Riverripple
17. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 18 2012, 9:22 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 18 2012, 9:22 PM EST
LOL i like the spot remover :DD and thankiezz maggie!!! :DD im a very random pearson!!!
why didnt the elephant's friends want him to cross the road?
he was too trunk!! :DD

a bartender hears a knock on the door while he was cleaning up, preparing to close the bar, He opens the door, doesnt see anyone and closes it again. He hears a knock on the door and becomes cross but reopens the door and sees no one. >Fine< he thinks and closes the door. He waits beside the door and when the door was knocked again he snatched the door open and roared. He looked down and saw a snail. >Oh< he thought. "What do you want?" he asked, cross.
"Somewhere dry to stay," the snail answered. "Well, look elsewhere," the bartender said and kicked the snail.

Ten years pass and the bartender is cleaning up, preparing to leave. He hears a knock on his door and opens the door. He remembers last time he did this and looked down. there was the snail.
"What did u do that for?" the snail asked. Do you find this valuable?    
WOLFHEART!
WOLFHEART!
18. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 18 2012, 10:12 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 18 2012, 10:12 PM EST
Snowy I don't get it lol.

aha riverz <3 I like them both lol.
Okay here is another one you probably have heard it though:

What does the guy say when he walks into a bar?

OUCH!

XD Do you find this valuable?    
eveeye
eveeye
19. RE: Da all Smaking Awesomeness.... Joke Thread!!
Jan 18 2012, 10:44 PM EST | Post edited: Jan 18 2012, 10:44 PM EST
lol all ofem r funny u 2. and all of urs snowy, except the last one I JUST DONT GET IT! D:

lol im all out of jokes right now (at least i can't think of any, cuz im too tired!) Do you find this valuable?    
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